| Wouldn't you know it, Murphy's law has gone digital. We proudly present Murphy's Inverse Laws of email
- The one message you didn't want to send, you distribute to everybody.
- You will always delete the most important message you receive.
- The vital message you printed out today will make no sense tomorrow.
- The message that absolutely must get to the recipient, won't.
- The one person on your mailing list who hates receiving unnecessary emails will always receive 5 copies of everything you send.
- When you configure a new email client for the first time, it will always send but not receive, or the other way around, but never both.
- If you send a test message to yourself it will always be received, but nothing else will.
- All attachments will be successfully decoded, except the one you really want.
- The biggest attachment you receive, that takes forever to download, and is successfully decoded will be an advert.
- No matter how many people you distribute an important message to, you will always forget the most important person.
- Just as the magazine with your new e-mail address in it is published your e-mail providor will become a dot gone (Thanks to D.W. for this one).
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